Willie Egg Fryer

If you’ve ever wondered how to make scrambled eggs slightly more outrageous, this is your answer. The Willie Egg Fryer is a metal mould designed to turn a standard fried egg into something decidedly penis-shaped — because breakfast should be fun, and sometimes a bit ridiculous.

Great for Hen Parties and Stag Weekends

Whether you’re hosting a hen do, organising a stag weekend, or just want to make your housemate laugh on a Monday morning, this is the sort of gift that gets remembered. It’s also surprisingly decent quality — sturdy metal construction means it’ll last well beyond the first giggle.

How to Use It

Heat the fryer on your hob, crack in an egg, and let it set. The mould shapes the egg white into a willy outline while the yolk sits cheerfully in the middle. Once cooked, slide it onto a plate and brace yourself for reactions. Hand wash when cool — it’s not dishwasher safe.

Key Details

• Material: Metal
• Packaged size: 160mm x 120mm (6.3 in x 4.72 in)
• Weight: 79g (2.79 oz)
• Hand wash only when cold
• Suitable for hob use

It’s cheeky, practical, and makes an excellent icebreaker at group getaways or as a tongue-in-cheek present for someone who appreciates kitchen humour. Works on any standard hob and cleans up easily enough once it’s cooled down.