Edible Anus Chocolates

Sometimes a gift just needs to be funny. These milk chocolates are moulded from real casts, so every piece is anatomically detailed — enough to make someone blush, laugh, or both. They’re the kind of thing you bring to a hen do, tuck into a Valentine’s card for someone with a sense of humour, or leave on a partner’s pillow as a joke that lands better than flowers.

Each 80g box contains individually wrapped chocolates made with proper ingredients: cocoa butter, cocoa mass, dried whole milk, sugar and milk fat. The chocolate itself is smooth and sweet — standard milk chocolate quality, nothing fancy, nothing artificial. The novelty is entirely in the shape.

What You Get

• 80g box of individually wrapped milk chocolates
• Moulded from real anatomical casts for accurate detail
• Made with cocoa butter, cocoa mass and dried whole milk
• Box dimensions: 15 x 15 x 2 cm
• May contain nuts

Who It’s For

This is a novelty gift, not fine confectionery. It suits hen parties, Secret Santa exchanges, gag gifts for birthdays, or anyone who appreciates toilet humour wrapped in foil. It’s also a surprisingly effective way to start a conversation about anal play without making it awkward — sometimes laughter is the best icebreaker.

Keep them in a cool, dry place. Share them at parties. Hide one in a lunchbox. Use your imagination.