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Duck with a Dick
£6.99
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A cheeky rubber duck that reveals an unexpected surprise when lifted from the water. Bobbing innocently on the surface, pick it up to discover its sizeable manhood — perfect for hen parties, stag dos or anyone who enjoys a bit of bathroom humour.
100% Discreet Packaging
Safer Choices, Made Simple
Some gifts are meant to raise eyebrows, and this rubber duck delivers exactly that. It looks innocent enough bobbing around in the bath — a classic yellow duck, harmless and nostalgic. But lift it from the water and you’ll discover why it’s called Duck with a Dick.
Made from rubber, it floats just like the childhood bathtime companion you remember, only this one’s got a sizeable surprise tucked underneath. It’s the kind of gift that gets a laugh at hen parties, stag dos, or any occasion where a bit of cheeky humour goes down well. Someone who thinks they’ve got everything? They probably haven’t got this.
Bathtime becomes instantly less serious. Leave it floating for unsuspecting housemates or partners to discover, or gift-wrap it for maximum comedic impact. It’s silly, it’s unexpected, and it’s guaranteed to get a reaction.
A Gag Gift That Actually Floats
Unlike some novelty items that fall flat, this one works exactly as intended — it floats, it surprises, and it holds up to repeated use. The rubber construction means it’s bath-safe and easy to rinse clean after use.
- Material: Rubber
- Duck dimensions: 132mm x 106mm (5 in x 4 in)
- Packaged size: 150mm x 110mm x 98mm (5.9 in x 4.3 in x 3.85 in)
- Power source: None required
- Floats in water like a standard rubber duck
It’s not subtle, it’s not sophisticated, but it is funny — and sometimes that’s exactly what a gift should be.
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| Product Type | Game/Novelty |
|---|---|
| Power Type | None Required |
| Size Group | Small (100-150mm) |
| Diameter | Extra Girthy (55mm+) |
| Discretion | Discreet |
| Material | |
| Experience Level | Intermediate |
| Price Range | Budget (Under £10) |
| Best For | Solo |
| Waterproof | Waterproof |
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Delivery, discretion and returns
How discreetly is it packaged?
Every order ships in plain, unbranded outer packaging with no mention of Ladyloving or the contents. Your bank statement will show TORRLL.
When will it arrive?
Orders placed before 12 noon Monday to Friday are dispatched the same day. Evri Standard delivery takes 3–5 working days (free over £75), Evri Express takes 1–2 days including Saturday, and DPD Premium Next Day is available at checkout.
Can I return it?
For hygiene reasons intimate products cannot be returned once the seal is broken, unless faulty. Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 14 days of delivery. Return postage is paid by you, and there is no restocking fee. If your parcel arrives damaged or an item is faulty, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with a photo so we can put it right quickly. This doesn't affect your statutory rights.
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