ChoClits

ChoClits is a box of six handmade milk chocolate vaginas — anatomically shaped, surprisingly detailed, and genuinely funny. Each piece is moulded from smooth milk chocolate made with cocoa butter, whole milk and natural vanilla flavouring, then packaged in a compact gift box measuring 20 x 14.4 x 2.4 cm.

Why This Works as a Gift

It’s funny without trying too hard. The chocolate itself is decent quality — not novelty-grade wax — so recipients actually eat them rather than leaving them on a shelf. The packaging is discreet enough to wrap but obvious enough to get a reaction when opened. Ideal for hen dos, milestone birthdays, Secret Santa with the right crowd, or as a tongue-in-cheek thank you.

Allergen and Dietary Notes

Contains milk and soya. Made in a facility that handles nuts, so cross-contamination is possible. Not suitable for vegans or anyone with dairy allergies.

What You Get

• Six individually moulded milk chocolate vaginas
• Made in the UK
• Packaged dimensions: 20 x 14.4 x 2.4 cm (7.9 x 5.6 x 1 inches)
• Ingredients: Sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, dried whole milk, milk fat, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring
• May contain nuts