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ChoClits
£6.99
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Six milk chocolate vaginas handmade in the UK using cocoa butter, whole milk and real vanilla. A cheeky gift for hen parties, birthdays or anyone who appreciates edible anatomical humour. Packaged ready to give or share.
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Categories: Gifts, Hen & Stag, Flavoured & Warming Lubes, Fun & Games
Brand: Spencer & Fleetwood Ltd
Categories: Gifts, Hen & Stag, Flavoured & Warming Lubes, Fun & Games
Brand: Spencer & Fleetwood Ltd
100% Discreet Packaging
Safer Choices, Made Simple
ChoClits is a box of six handmade milk chocolate vaginas — anatomically shaped, surprisingly detailed, and genuinely funny. Each piece is moulded from smooth milk chocolate made with cocoa butter, whole milk and natural vanilla flavouring, then packaged in a compact gift box measuring 20 x 14.4 x 2.4 cm.
Why This Works as a Gift
It’s funny without trying too hard. The chocolate itself is decent quality — not novelty-grade wax — so recipients actually eat them rather than leaving them on a shelf. The packaging is discreet enough to wrap but obvious enough to get a reaction when opened. Ideal for hen dos, milestone birthdays, Secret Santa with the right crowd, or as a tongue-in-cheek thank you.
Allergen and Dietary Notes
Contains milk and soya. Made in a facility that handles nuts, so cross-contamination is possible. Not suitable for vegans or anyone with dairy allergies.
What You Get
- Six individually moulded milk chocolate vaginas
- Made in the UK
- Packaged dimensions: 20 x 14.4 x 2.4 cm (7.9 x 5.6 x 1 inches)
- Ingredients: Sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, dried whole milk, milk fat, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring
- May contain nuts
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| Product Type | Game/Novelty |
|---|---|
| Power Type | None Required |
| Price Range | Budget (Under £10) |
| Best For | Couples, Edible/Play |
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Delivery, discretion and returns
How discreetly is it packaged?
Every order ships in plain, unbranded outer packaging with no mention of Ladyloving or the contents. Your bank statement will show TORRLL.
When will it arrive?
Orders placed before 12 noon Monday to Friday are dispatched the same day. Evri Standard delivery takes 3–5 working days (free over £75), Evri Express takes 1–2 days including Saturday, and DPD Premium Next Day is available at checkout.
Can I return it?
For hygiene reasons intimate products cannot be returned once the seal is broken, unless faulty. Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 14 days of delivery. Return postage is paid by you, and there is no restocking fee. If your parcel arrives damaged or an item is faulty, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with a photo so we can put it right quickly. This doesn't affect your statutory rights.
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