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After Dinner Willies
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Eight milk chocolate willies in a gift box — a cheeky dessert or tongue-in-cheek present for hen nights, anniversaries or just because. Individually wrapped, 120g total, and genuinely tasty enough to share (or not).
100% Discreet Packaging
Safer Choices, Made Simple
Sometimes the best gifts come in small, suggestive packages. After Dinner Willies delivers eight individually wrapped milk chocolate pieces shaped like — well, you can guess — packaged in a compact gift box that’s as much conversation starter as confectionery.
What You Get
Each box contains 120g of milk chocolate divided into eight pieces, all individually wrapped for freshness and portion control. The packaging itself measures 195mm × 55mm × 55mm — slim enough to slip into a handbag or wrap as part of a larger gift, bold enough to get a reaction when opened.
When to Gift (or Keep)
Hen parties, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Secret Santa with a sense of humour, or simply as a “just because” gift for someone who appreciates a wink with their dessert. These work equally well as a table talking point at intimate dinners or tucked into a birthday hamper for a mate who doesn’t take life too seriously.
The Chocolate Itself
This isn’t novelty for novelty’s sake — the chocolate is smooth, creamy milk chocolate that actually tastes good. No waxy aftertaste, no regret. You can genuinely serve these after dinner without apology, beyond the obvious visual one.
- Eight individually wrapped pieces
- Total weight: 120g
- Gift box dimensions: 195mm × 55mm × 55mm
- Material: milk chocolate
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| Product Type | Game/Novelty |
|---|---|
| Power Type | None Required |
| Material | |
| Price Range | Budget (Under £10) |
| Best For | Couples, Edible/Play |
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Delivery, discretion and returns
How discreetly is it packaged?
Every order ships in plain, unbranded outer packaging with no mention of Ladyloving or the contents. Your bank statement will show TORRLL.
When will it arrive?
Orders placed before 12 noon Monday to Friday are dispatched the same day. Evri Standard delivery takes 3–5 working days (free over £75), Evri Express takes 1–2 days including Saturday, and DPD Premium Next Day is available at checkout.
Can I return it?
For hygiene reasons intimate products cannot be returned once the seal is broken, unless faulty. Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 14 days of delivery. Return postage is paid by you, and there is no restocking fee. If your parcel arrives damaged or an item is faulty, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with a photo so we can put it right quickly. This doesn't affect your statutory rights.
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