Wanky Hankies!

Sometimes a tissue is just a tissue. And sometimes it’s a talking point at a hen do, tucked into a gift bag or left strategically on the breakfast table after a memorable weekend.

Each pack contains seven illustrated tissues, one for every day of the week. They’re larger than standard pocket tissues — 33 cm square — and printed with tongue-in-cheek designs that lean into party humour rather than practicality. This is novelty gifting territory: the kind of thing you hand over at a hen night, stag weekend or adult birthday where the real gift is the laugh, not necessarily the utility.

When to Give Wanky Hankies

They work best as a stocking filler, Secret Santa surprise or hen party favour. Not exactly subtle, so they suit groups who appreciate a bit of bawdy humour. They’re also handy if you’re organising a weekend away and want something cheeky to leave in everyone’s room, or if you’re putting together a gift hamper with a mischievous edge.

Product Specifications

• Seven tissues per pack
• Tissue dimensions: 33 cm x 33 cm (13 x 13 inches)
• Printed with illustrated designs
• Novelty gift item

They won’t replace your everyday tissues, but that’s not really the point. Keep a pack in your hen party survival kit, wrap one up as part of a gag gift, or tuck them into a care package for someone who appreciates a bit of cheeky fun with their practicality.