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Police Officer Pussy Masturbator
£12.99
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A compact TPE pocket masturbator with realistic texture and a 4.3-inch insertable depth. Non-vibrating stroker designed for manual use — no batteries, no charging, just grip and go. Fits discreetly in a drawer or overnight bag.
100% Discreet Packaging
Safer Choices, Made Simple
Some toys plug in. Some recharge. This one just works — no power source, no settings to fiddle with, just realistic texture wrapped in soft TPE. At 4.9 inches long with a 4.3-inch insertable channel, it’s sized for a comfortable grip without excess bulk. The internal texture mimics natural anatomy, offering friction and variation as you move. Perfect for solo sessions where you control the pace entirely.
TPE feels warm to the touch and responds to body heat, though it does require a little more care than silicone — rinse thoroughly after each use and let it air dry fully before storing in a cool, dry place. Use a water-based lube for smoothest glide. The compact size makes it easy to tuck into a bedside drawer or travel bag without drawing attention.
If you want something straightforward — no charging cables, no instruction manuals, no multi-speed modes — this stroker delivers tactile sensation in a no-fuss format. Control the rhythm, adjust the pressure, stop and start as you like. It’s manual play at its most direct.
What You Get
- Pocket-sized TPE masturbator with realistic vaginal texture
- Product length: 4.9 inches / 12.5 cm
- Insertable depth: 4.3 inches / 11 cm
- Manual use — no batteries or charging required
- Compatible with water-based lubricant
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| Product Type | Masturbator |
|---|---|
| Power Type | None Required |
| Size Group | Small (100-150mm) |
| Insertable | Short (<75mm) |
| Discretion | Discreet |
| Experience Level | Intermediate |
| Price Range | Affordable (£10-£20) |
| Best For | Solo |
Not sure if this one is right for you?
These guides from the Ladyloving Academy cover the same ground without the sales pitch — written by Donna Torr, with sources listed.
Buying guides
What to look for before you buy
Honest comparisons on features, noise, battery life and price — and when something is not worth the money.
Body-safeBody-safe materials, explained
Why silicone matters, what “phthalate free” actually means, and the materials worth avoiding.
The AcademyPlain-English guides for UK women
Pelvic floor, perimenopause, libido and desire. Educational, not medical advice, with sources at the end of every guide.
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Delivery, discretion and returns
How discreetly is it packaged?
Every order ships in plain, unbranded outer packaging with no mention of Ladyloving or the contents. Your bank statement will show TORRLL.
When will it arrive?
Orders placed before 12 noon Monday to Friday are dispatched the same day. Evri Standard delivery takes 3–5 working days (free over £75), Evri Express takes 1–2 days including Saturday, and DPD Premium Next Day is available at checkout.
Can I return it?
For hygiene reasons intimate products cannot be returned once the seal is broken, unless faulty. Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 14 days of delivery. Return postage is paid by you, and there is no restocking fee. If your parcel arrives damaged or an item is faulty, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with a photo so we can put it right quickly. This doesn't affect your statutory rights.
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