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Mystery Bag

£25.00

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A surprise selection of adult products picked at random — worth at least double what you pay. Choose your category (women, men, couples, fetish, anal or luxury) and accept the mystery. No returns, no gift wrapping, just a genuine bargain on whatever arrives.
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Not knowing what’s inside is half the fun. The Mystery Bag gives you a random selection of adult products worth at least twice the price — from vibrators and dildos to lubes, plugs, masturbators or fetish items, depending on which category you pick.

How It Works

Choose your category — women, men, couples, fetish, anal or luxury — and we’ll fill your bag with products from that range. Items are picked at random and may include stock where outer packaging has minor warehouse damage. What’s guaranteed: the retail value of what you receive will be double what you paid.

The Trade-Off

You don’t get to choose what’s inside. You can’t return items just because they’re not your style. If you’re someone who needs to know every detail before buying, this isn’t for you. If you like a gamble and want to discover something new at a genuine discount, it’s a straightforward deal.

What to Expect

  • Contents vary — no two bags are identical
  • Worth at least double the purchase price based on RRP
  • May include items with damaged outer packaging
  • Not gift wrapped
  • No returns or exchanges — final sale
  • Available while stocks last

A no-frills offer for anyone curious, budget-conscious or just up for a surprise.

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Delivery, discretion and returns

How discreetly is it packaged?

Every order ships in plain, unbranded outer packaging with no mention of Ladyloving or the contents. Your bank statement will show TORRLL.

When will it arrive?

Orders placed before 12 noon Monday to Friday are dispatched the same day. Evri Standard delivery takes 3–5 working days (free over £75), Evri Express takes 1–2 days including Saturday, and DPD Premium Next Day is available at checkout.

Can I return it?

For hygiene reasons intimate products cannot be returned once the seal is broken, unless faulty. Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 14 days of delivery. Return postage is paid by you, and there is no restocking fee. If your parcel arrives damaged or an item is faulty, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with a photo so we can put it right quickly. This doesn't affect your statutory rights.