Dunking Dickies Willie Shaped Shortbread Biscuits

Sometimes a biscuit tin needs a bit of mischief. These willie-shaped shortbread biscuits are proper all-butter recipe — buttery, crumbly, melt-in-the-mouth — just happens they’re shaped like cheeky little penises. Perfect for hen parties, birthday gag gifts, or just making someone giggle over afternoon tea.

Each pack weighs 130g (about 4.5oz), so there’s plenty to share — or not. They’re individually shaped, so you can serve them with a straight face or lean fully into the absurdity. Either way, they taste genuinely good. This isn’t novelty for the sake of it — it’s actual shortbread that happens to be anatomically playful.

Who They’re For

Hen parties are the obvious one, but don’t stop there. Office leaving dos. Housewarming gifts. A cheeky addition to a care package. Or just because you fancy a giggle with your brew. They’re conversation starters that double as snacks.

What You Get

• 130g pack of willie-shaped all-butter shortbread biscuits
• Contains milk and wheat — check allergens before gifting
• No toy power required — these are biscuits, not vibrators

Pop them in a gift bag, serve them at a party, or keep them in your own biscuit tin for when you need a bit of levity. They’re silly, they’re tasty, and they’re guaranteed to get a reaction.